Thursday, March 03, 2005 "bunny"

Happy Birthday Margaret Holderbein (:

Here's what happened today:

Well as you may already well know, Kevin and Joel are real "prankstaz" and enjoy calling others' homes using false alias..'s.
SO I was sitting at home twiddling my thumbs and bit, and looking at my toes, when the phone rang. Well my toes were too cute for me to get up and walk to the call display phone, so my first mistake was to pick up our handy fax phone.

Who should be calling but a voice that sounds like Kevin holding Ash-Lee's pen in his mouth!! What a pleasant surprise.

"Hello?"
"Hi this is Keveen from -somethingsomething- provac, is your mom or dad home?"

Mom or dad? Did I sound so young? And how about the name Keveen, how unoriginal for a pleasant boy named Kevin to have thought up.

"Nooooo.. no they're not."

I didn't feel like saying my usual 'may I take a message?' because frankly, this was just lonely ol' kevinKirkpatrick.

"Oh alright then. Will you tell them that I've called?"
"Phht.. uh.. yeah. Yeah I'll tell them you called. Suuuuure I'll give them this message as soon as they get hooome. Uuuuuhhhh.. I'll make sure they get back to you -muffledsnicker-"
-rude, loud hangup by me-

'I GOT YOU THIS TIME KEVIN', thought I.
SO my toes weren't so cute anymore, so I got off my butt and waddled to the call display phone.


Little did you or I know, it wasn't Kevin. It was Keveen. Keveen from ProVac.

-2 hours later-
._. I'm still feeling bad for making keveen cry, and my parents arrive home so I give them the message.
I'm sorry Keveen! My heart goes out to only you T_T May the rest of your days be blessed.

I also apologise to Kevin for we all know he could have come up with a better name than Keveen.

Le fin.


Brains Devoured @ 8:02 PM

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