Sunday, March 27, 2005 "a collab by amy and ash-lee"
Once upon a time...

there was a PHarm. On this farm lived a bread and a toaster. They owned the farm collaberatively and also owned the piggy. They had just finished making love, so they went to the market.

The market they went to was the Dairy. I mean, the switch n save. I mean, the save n switch. Who really knew in this world? While amy played acoustic background music, she hit the toast with her picket sign. She was protesting. Ash-Lee was the store owner.

In conclusion, leggiepoo was ready for his closeup. He ordered a combo platter, but only ate the carrot shavings. What a freak. Amy and Ash-Lee went home, and so did the toast. On the combo platter was mush, corn-type, stringy brown noodles, grapes and mashed potatoes ONTOP of the gravy. The end.