Monday, July 18, 2005 "the chosen one"

Dork:

1. I still say goodnight to the teddy I sleep with. His name is Phea. You may recall him from such appearances as "Pyjama Day" and "Miss Selvig's patented Show 'n Tell". WHo sleeps with there teddies anymore anyways, sheesh

2. I can quote to you Pirates of the Caribbean then followed by The Lord of the Rings trilogy in succesion. I don't quite have the extended editions down yet, but rest assured this will come with time. I can even speak a little elvish if you want me too. I would say that constitutes a dork.
Oh yeah, and I once watched the whole list of people in the LotR fanclub just to see if I was listed, even though I knew I wasn't a member.

3. If you look up "Ash-Lee Hommy" in google, many things appear. First it asks if you meant "Ash-Lee Tommy", which clearly you didn't. If anything you were looking for Ash-Lee Hammy - as spellcheck tells me. Anyways - you can find a drama page designed by someone. I was a prompter. woo. A real prodigy.
But if you scroll down you can see how much of a dork I looked like! Who can YOU spot?
http://fairview.dynip.com/fvweb/drama/
I spot Amy and Kalin and Flora and Me and Taylor and Emily and some people that don't matter.
I'm loacted just above taylors head (who is fourth from the bottom left).
I know I know. I look the very same.
(p.s. I was also a Stage Captain - but that's not as dorkish. dorky. whatever.)

4. My favorite teacher hates me. I have a favorite teacher - and he almost failed me on a project I worked my butt of on - and now he hates me - but he's still my favorite teacher. Mr. Rad. You all know the story.

5. My best friends are dorks.
What can I say, I like to fit in :3

[ 5 dorks I love: Amy, Ruth, Troy, Ashley, my dog Bobby]

Now I'll hold a vote: post in comment which is better

Option One: Ash=Lee
Option Two: ash-l33


I don't get to vote, because that wouldn't be fair.
Commence!